My girlfiend told me that she will do anything if i tell her what i got her for her birthday... ANYTHING ;)?

Haha! Men are so ******* easy to wind up. She doesn't CARE what you get her for her birthday... Unless it's an engagement ring. Tell her a lie, like you got her a stuffed puppy or something, and then tell her you want her to do the dishes till her birthday. Then, if she really likes what you got her, she'll let you do what she always wanted to do anyway. And if it's really nice, she'll let you do her in the *** - which, let's face it, is what the smiley face was all about. You can't make a woman do anything she doesn't want to do, but sometimes they have to be made to feel like it was all your idea. Good luck, buddy. x